The Power of One

When there is no one in your life to encourage you and tell you that no matter what, you are good, you matter, there is a reason for your life, and that you are loved at your most unlovable, you will seek out those affirmations anywhere you can find them.

We must seek everyday to build a team of support around us. And we must in turn be there to give others that support.

When we fill our circle, strengthen the walls, and nurture our garden of friends, no one and nothing will be able to make us feel inadequate, unloved, unneeded, unimportant.

And we will not fall for the empty promises of what comes after death. We will not need to give up on this life and this world.

I am looking out my window on a rainy day, feeling melancholy and being okay with that. Rainy days are good for that. I feel loved and happy. I only hope I make other people feel that way too.

Remember When

We had a few rare moments last night at work to stroll down memory lane.

We remembered when nursing meant something more to us. Evening back rubs with warm lotion for our patients was better than a sleeping pill.

Patients checking in the night before their surgery so we could do pre op teaching and do that dreaded enema and bowel prep under our watchful eye and aide. We taught you to deep breath and cough and told you what to expect when you got out of surgery.

You knew that your primary care Dr. would be there for you in the hospital. You felt safe and secure because your Dr. knew you and your needs. Now you are placed under the care of a stranger, however competent he or she may be.

Remember when you got one bill? I know this is a stretch for some of you younger ones. Now there is confusion over who got paid by the insurance company and who do you owe.

The paper work is overwhelming to say the least. Sign here to say you understand that there is no smoking on this campus. Okay. Sign here to say you understand that you will be responsible for anything your insurance does not cover. Duhhhhh! Sign here to say you understand that you will be receiving a separate bill from radiology and lab. Sign, sign, sign.

I wish for simplicity for us and our patients. I wish for comfort and caring for our patients. I wish for less stressed nurses and an atmosphere of kindness and love. I wish for no more added paperwork. Let's do some take aways for a change.

Remember when we loved what we did?

For the sake of a clean shower door.

I am always interested in knowing how people hurt themselves. Maybe so I can be more careful in life and avoid those same mistakes.

This one is priceless.

A man wants to have a clear shower door instead of an opaque one. His wife agrees if the husband agrees to squeegee the door after he showers.

The man agrees and the door is installed. The wife discovers his trick. He always showers first leaving her to squeegee the door after her shower.

One day he was headed to the shower and she decided to beat him to it. She fell and broke her ankle.

Now she won't be taking showers for awhile with her cast on so guess who gets to squeegee the shower door?

She smiles when she hears the squeegee sound now I bet.

Are they listening?

I've been working some overtime lately on purpose. ER has been slower than usual. I have had more time to actually spend at the bedside with my patients. I really enjoy that.

I talked with a German lady and found myself mesmerized by her accent. She told me stories of her travels and compared things with living in Germany.

One thing she talked most about was getting around in the different cities. In Germany, you don't really need a car. You just get on a bus and go anywhere you want.

Freedom means going where you want without having to drive there.

This lady was very sick when she came in. And much better when we had our conversation. I saw her color get healthier and her eyes brighten as she told me stories of her travels. This is my favorite kind of nursing. The human kind.

Listening is cheep medicine.

Flu Season

We are all being bullied to get the flu shot. If we don't, we have to wear a mask during our shift. How crazy is that. I'm a nurse taking care of sick people and I have to wear a mask. I think we are going to frighten people walking around all masked up.

If we really "care" about our patients, lets keep children under 12 out of the hospital. And make the visitors wear masks too.

Here's the funny part. We ran out of flu shots the second day they were offered. We are so far behind the ball now it makes no sense to even get the shot.

Can you imagine a true Pandemic? We could never make enough vaccine to take care of everyone.

Some more stupid stuff: We have monitors that you can print out your patient's vital signs. We are being told that we have to chart every vital sign because the print outs are being lost. Now that makes sense right? Lets not fix the problem of medical records losing a legal part of a chart. Lets punish the nurses and make them spend time charting five minute vital signs in the computer.

So if you have the flu or anything else wrong with you come on in to the ER. Your nurse will not infect you because she or he will be wearing a mask. But you will be exposed to other patients with viruses galore.

Junk Food Taxing

While I don't care if they tax junk food, I think the real money is in religion.

We could do a lot with the money we would get taxing churches and religious organizations.
They influence a lot of people regarding who to vote for and what they believe is good and bad in the world.

I think anyone who spreads so much hate and discrimination should have to pay for it.
They push their way into our schools and government facilities, blatantly stand up and pray to Jesus at football games and put the nativity scene on the court house lawn.

The Christians forget what separation of church and state was created to protect us from.
The very thing that Christians are doing now. . . .Proclaiming that their God is the only one and everybody else is going to hell.

Give me freedom from religion. And make the churches pay taxes and turn off all those lights in Andice Texas where the Baptist and the Catholic church across from each other battle to see who can light up the sky more.

And let me introduce you to my God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. May his pastaness lift you up and carry you through a happy day.

Cleopatra is alive and well.

While she is known for so much more, Cleopatra is also the Queen of "Denial".

Nurse to elderly man--I see that you are a Diabetic.

Elderly man to nurse--What makes you say that?

Nurse--You are taking Metformin.

Elderly man--Oh, I don't have Diabetes. I just take that to keep my blood sugar down.